angerliz:

urbananchorite:

wecansexy:

me and my wife as a subjugglator/legislacerator pair ala tsg

we are the worst

due to shortsightedness, thought the job was “legiscaterator,” went into exam knowing lots about cats

#i just mentally populated Executor with the rest of Tumblr #like Gamzee’s scores might look impressive #but are they really #if you think about everyone else doing their exam

“Lizeth, how are the legislacerator exams coming?”

“One of the trainees…one of the trainees wrote about cats on the essay.”

“Culling Authoritative Procedure?  Not exactly on point, but—”

“No, Katinn, I mean…mewbeasts.  I am learning much about the calico breed.”